{"id":626,"date":"2021-05-13T01:55:27","date_gmt":"2021-05-13T01:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.chadphila.org\/?p=626"},"modified":"2022-03-18T14:13:58","modified_gmt":"2022-03-18T14:13:58","slug":"maasalong-pills-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chadphila.org\/maasalong-pills-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Maasalong Review (2022): Legit Male Enhancement or Waste?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The market is teeming with male supplement pills, any man knows this.<\/p>\n

Ads come at you from every corner of the internet, no matter what you\u2019re trying to do, if you fit the demographic of a male between the ages of 18 and 100 you are a prime target for companies hawking pills that are claimed to do anything and everything you could want.<\/p>\n

In the first few minutes of the intro video for Maasalong, you get all of these promises of everything you want to hear, under the premise of a 2,000-year-old secret African cocktail and \u201csacred you-know-what elongation ritual\u201d that can grow your size by a minimum of 6 inches over a few months.<\/p>\n

After asking you to listen closely for the next \u201c4 minutes\u201d, they assault you with a 50 minute & 17-second, stock footage and green screen disaster that also features some borderline racist remarks about the origins of the \u201csecret formula\u201d.<\/p>\n

The whole video is just an almost hour-long trainwreck of this obviously serious and professional doctor fellow, who looks and sounds like he recorded his bit in front of a green screen in his bathroom, telling you an elaborate tale of how he formulated this amazing fountain of power.<\/p>\n

He spins an admittedly enchanting yarn about an isolated African tribe called the Maasai who conduct a sacred elongation ritual using a cocktail of local herbs that gives them all you-know-what’s of a minimum 12\u201d length.<\/p>\n

Then he adds value to their secrecy by telling you that high-powered executives, millionaires, and more, pay huge amounts of money to come and participate in their ritual and leave with massive ten-inch bats, which certainly makes it seem more honest because what else do isolated African tribes do but amass unimaginable fortunes, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\t

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The video then goes on to make more promises about how this will also translate to chiseled and cut muscle definition, stronger and longer-lasting erections, massive boosts in energy and sexual stamina, and even \u201chelp you lose those nasty pounds off your belly\u201d, and advises you to listen up, because there isn\u2019t much time left…after which he goes on for another 47 minutes.<\/p>\n

The most damning part of the whole advertising disaster that is their video, other than the same stock footage played over and over, is the eventual admission by the super serious doctor guy that he was not only specifically told that he could not have the secret formula by the sacred Maasai tribesman, but then also tells how he went through painstaking measures to then steal the ingredients, amounts, and preparation methods, so that he could ultimately recreate this sacred cocktail in his comfy lab.<\/p>\n

The icing on this ridiculous snake oil cake is that this supposedly ancient and sacred formula that the doctor guy stole for profit, features ingredients that are not available to this isolated African tribe, such as Muira Puama, which is a Brazillian tree.<\/p>\n

The entire time the narrator and serious doctor fellow are pitching these boner boosting beans to you, they are constantly making emotional pleas and portraying every man with an average size as literally sobbing himself to sleep under the fear that his girlfriend or wife will leave him for a more hugely hung hunk, which is insulting.<\/p>\n

Even despite this bouquet of red flags, we decided to give these magic meat magnifying pills a try, here\u2019s what we found.<\/p>\n

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